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copdoccubus:

punkshadowthief:

sparksel:

commandershepardofficial:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

Mrs and mrs smith

Staring Natalie Dormer

And Lucy Liu 

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gentlemanbones:

I’ll have you all know “I’LL USE MY FORNICATORINATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA” is the best thing I’ve ever written.

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urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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Magic Swords

outofcontextdnd:

Jal: “Wow, this sword is kinda cool…you say you want something and somebody gets it for you. Who wants to get me a coke?”
*silence, until someone gets up and goes back to get a coke*
Jal: “It works!”
Other: “There’s only diet.”
Jal: *to sword* “DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR FALSE HOPES!!!”

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

francsforthememories:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

On the downside, I’m not that attractive.

On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…

So there’s that…

According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.

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taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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friend!!!!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

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